Friday, August 25, 2006

Meet the HOO-HAA staff!



The HOO-HAA Fantastic!

HOO-HAA Fantastic loves nothing better than mixing with the words of THOSE WHO SUBMIT TO HIM into a rather precarious looking icky glue-like substance, licking it up (like the dog he is), then smearing it onto the page of one of shiny HOO-HAA’s deliciously horrific chapbooks…

Daily he will toil, whoring the work of HOO-HAA indie horror artists and writers, to enrich your life, dear reader... dear consumer, in a fashion unknown since Hello magazine went weekly…

ALL HAIL THE HOO-HAA FANTASTIC!

HE LOVE YOU LONG-TIME!

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The Minister Of Visceral Visuals!


...The offspring of a blind witch and a rabid dog, Mr Magic Acid was considered so grotesgue when born he was kept in a cage underground and fed offal. Seeking new sustenance he started to devour Marvel and DC comics, illustrated myths and legends, occult handbooks, and the odd second hand copy of Fiesta...

As shiny HOO-HAA's Minister of Visceral Visuals, he spends most of his time in the vaults beneath HOO-HAA Towers scribbling away on goat skin parchment desperately trying to come up with yet an
other horrific masterpiece...

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The Diabolical Designer Dude

The Diabolical Designer Dude is perhaps the anchor of the good ship shiny HOO-HAA, working its chaotic flavour of TOP DRAWER horror into a form that is legible to human, as well as beast.

Part artist, part designer, part human and ALL ZOMBIE, Vold (as friends and victims know him better as) is not a man to be messed with, regardless of how much time he’s spent sniffing on the Incense Jar…

Handle with care, or suffer the consequences.





3 Comments:

Blogger Zombie-A-GoGo said...

Hmmm...saucy...

8:36 AM  
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Blogger Jackie Coupe said...

hee hee - I can be everywhere you are ;)

4:13 AM  

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